Booby Trap: The Perils of Commemorative War Art

I’ve been thinking a lot about war lately, because of the Australian government. Not only do they fund wars, they fund art about war too. They’ve set aside a wad of cash to commemorate 100 Years of Anzac spirit with the Anzac Centenary Arts and Culture Fund.

I am concerned that well funded commemorative war projects could morph into a celebration of war via ANZAC idealism and legend rather than acknowledgement of death, loss and waste. I’m not seeing much official war art that’s anti-war.

Anyways, I rifled through my brain, thinking up art projects that kept my conscience comfortable while accommodating the following instruction:

“must respect the commemorative involvement, service and sacrifice of Australia’s servicemen and women and of other nations involved in military conflicts. Projects that do not enhance our understanding of the Anzac legacy or fit within the spirit of the Anzac Centenary commemorative program will be ineligible.”

Eligibility criteria Anzac Centenary Arts and Culture Fund Public Grants Program Guidelines 2014-2018 (Page 3, Section 4)

I started with my maternal grandfather Poppy Tom, who served in World War Two. Based in Papua New Guinea, Tom came home safe after serving as an Army Welder but died in 1976 from smoking-related disease. He’d taken up the habit during the War (the Army liked the men smoking ciggies because it kept them slim).

When my Mum moved to the Gold Coast, she passed Poppy Tom’s war records and old war photos on to me. Like so many WWII vets, Poppy Tom never spoke to us about the war and I couldn’t recall him ever using a camera. Flicking through the photos, I was amazed at what he’d shot but alarmed to see images of dead Japanese soldiers and upset, that this was what Poppy Tom had witnessed (photographed). I put the images back into their envelope in the top cupboard with the tax stuff and other paraphernalia I didn’t want to think about.

Poppy Tom’s war record was interesting though. Written in bold red fountain pen, details of stealing public property and a hefty £5 fine came to light. As my brother says: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (which is inaccurate as I never pay fines). The offence occurred on the 15th of December 1943 as Tom was a very generous man and Christmas was coming.

A year later, on leave in Australia, Poppy Tom went AWOL once or twice. He was fined £2/10s and ‘Automatic Forfeiture of 6 days Pay’ on the 9th of November 1944. This offence was well worth it though, as my mother was born on the 12th of July 1945 and you always did what my Grandma Coral said or else.

I am sure that when Tom wasn’t getting into trouble with the MPs, he was a rather brave ANZAC who would weld the shit out of the enemy when called upon (if he wasn’t AWOL handing out stolen presents to friends and family) and defend Australia with his mates. A flawed warrior, but not the only one I reckon.

I never applied in the end. Avoiding the 17 pages of begging to have my project realized was easy, when I remembered the Internet. When an application process turns you off wanting to make art, the creative impulse needs protection.

Poppy Tom’s photos also included a series of images of racy paintings on the front of WWII military aircraft. I’d called them Fuselage art, but soon discovered the real term is Nose Art.

Unlike the state-sanctioned art the Anzac Centenary Arts and Culture Fund Public Grant would be happy with, Nose Art was unauthorised military art that male (and female) flight personnel detailed their rides with. The further away from America, the filthier American Nose Art got: titties, expletives, even caricatures of foreign Heads of State.

Here is a good place to start looking at it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_art

http://380th.org/HISTORY/All-Aircraft-byName.htm

Speaking of sexism, you wouldn’t want to be a sexist arsehole in the Australian Army anymore. Particularly not under the current leadership of Chief of Army Lt. General David Morrison. He’s a feminist and most definitely the first feminist in charge of the Australian Army in its history. David became a feminist at 54 when he realised (and publicly acknowledged) that gender imbalance, sexual abuse and a lack of opportunities for military women are national issues. David posted an angry response on YouTube, to the vile Jedi Council sex scandal that occurred within the ADF in 2013.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJEAsScIHHU

He promised strong punitive repercussions for such behaviour and invited female staff to contact him directly about any concerns or incidents. The video clip went viral. My man.

My Cousins 'play war'

My Cousins ‘play war’

Poppy Tom and Coral (me in Coral's arms), with cousins Glen and Rodney

Poppy Tom and Coral (me in Coral’s arms) with cousins Glen and Rodney

Poppy Tom and Coral

Poppy Tom and Coral

Poppy Tom Service Record Photos

Poppy Tom Service Record Photos

Poppy Tom (left) smoking

Poppy Tom (left) smoking

Offence Stealing Public Property

Offence Stealing Public Property

Offence, AWOL

Offence, AWOL

Dear Sir

Dear Sir

Discharged

Discharged

Cricket

Cricket

Plane Crash

Plane Crash

Local PNG Women

Local PNG Women

Amazing Photo with something scratched out in the background

Amazing Photo with something scratched out in the background

Supply Drop

Supply Drop

Group of PNG Men

Group of PNG Men

Artistic Genes

Artistic Genes

Collecting Wood

Collecting Wood

Local PNG Men

Local PNG Men

Burning Tank

Burning Tank

Heavenly Body and Queen Hi

Heavenly Body and Queen Hi

Puss & Boots and Toddy

Puss & Boots and Toddy

Indian Thummer

Indian Thummer

Snafu II and Sleepy Time Gal

Snafu II and Sleepy Time Gal

Dream Gal and Battle Weary

Dream Gal and Battle Weary

Six Bitts

Six Bitts

I'll Be Seeing You

I’ll Be Seeing You

Squaw Peak

Squaw Peak

Northern Terrier

Northern Terrier

Lady June II

Lady June II

Little Chief

Little Chief

Surrender

Surrender

Death

Death

Religion: Helping out the War Effort

Religion: Helping out the War Effort

Hospital Prayer Book 1944

Hospital Prayer Book 1944

Church

Church

Australian Allied War Cemetery

Australian Allied War Cemetery